The Adventures of the BMBH
A Half-Orc Ranger
He once went on a spirit quest to become a Paragon.
“After destroying the shadowfell, Gnars departs to the High Forest in Faerun to hang out at the rangemason’s lodge. There he meets his long-time mentor, Sheana Blackwood. She believes Gnars’ experiences has prepared him enough for the spirit trek, a pilgrimage every member of the freemasons takes at some point. “Every spirit trek is different, but it typically ends after a great milestone in a rangemason’s life.” she says. “when a rangemason’s club coin glows green, it is then that the coin will call out to the mason’s deity, and that deity will grant the ranger…something.” Sheana adds that that ‘something’ is only for Gnars to know and nobody else.
So Gnars goes on his spirit trek, spending many days in different places across the mortal plane, also spending time in other planes. After surviving the natures of various realms, he comes back to the mortal realm where he immediately notices the big-natural mocha buttholes’ starjammer. Gnars figures that if his rangemason’s coin hasn’t glowed yet, it’ll certainly glow after another absurd mocha butthole adventure."